I don't know what to say about me, so Enjoy the words of others: You slither like a snake when you walk. Soul sinker. Zen master A-Shizy. You push me to the edge and pull me back. Swag noodle. Cerdy, you know, cool and nerdy together. You look like the wicked witch of gross no no without makeup. You can be this awkwardly outgoing shy ball off cuteness. Too blunt for buttered toast. You give me air. You rock a frying pan. Earthly soul. Worth a lot and feels worthless. Wouldn't even notice if you left the room. Collar bones that always kill. best mom ever.